dress-up party polaroids

grid no. 1: [clockwise]

1. johnny depp

2. amy winehouse

3. abu hamza, craig david, martyn

4. craig david, maggie t, spinal tap, elton john

grid no. 2: [clockwise]

1. benazir bhutto and abu hamza

2. 118 guys

3. martyn and elisha

4. spinal tap – still in character

grid no. 3: [clockwise]

1. martyn, maggie t, spinal tap

2. martyn and prince harry

3. maggie t showing some leg

4. maggie t cleaning up no. 10

giving the kids what they want

hey kids,

so i have finally created an “about me” page. instead of doing any work this morning, i decided that this was time better spent. it’s all part of the “get fired” plan. you can READ ALL ABOUT ME by clicking above.

the “what the shit?” page has also been changed up. from now on, we’re going to have a weekly “what the shit” contribution, as a way to organize the shit-filled chaos that is existence. check out today’s sexxxy bilingual contribution.

polaroids from saturday’s dress up birthday party a-comin’

party on, ted. party on, bill

 

woke up this morning

today i’m going to make a serious attempt to get fired from work.

so far, nothing has worked: swearing like a drunken sailor, calling the MD a cunt, showing up with a hangover and spending the first hour in the toilets, showing up drunk, stealing, threatening to call the cops on the office rapist and generally acting like a complete and utter asshole.

except for shitting on my line manager’s desk, i’m not sure what more i can do.