today i’m going to make a serious attempt to get fired from work.
so far, nothing has worked: swearing like a drunken sailor, calling the MD a cunt, showing up with a hangover and spending the first hour in the toilets, showing up drunk, stealing, threatening to call the cops on the office rapist and generally acting like a complete and utter asshole.
except for shitting on my line manager’s desk, i’m not sure what more i can do.
